lolsofunny:

 

if someone is mean to you, don’t be mean back. talk to them, get to know them, be good friends, find out all the kinds of books/movies/tv series they love

then spoil it

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knightscrest:

damn, i just got SERVED. by my waitress. this restaurant is excellent.

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getoutoftherecat:

this is why you’re not allowed in the car.

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cringing:

tHIS IS MY FAVE POS T

cringing:

tHIS IS MY FAVE POS T

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hoechbeard:

bussykiller:

your selfiesimage

highly anticipated and wildly popular? you’re right

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inspiring:

VIRUS GOING AROUND!!!!! SIGNAL BOOST THE SHIT OUT OF THIS!!!!!

if you are on my blog and there’s a button that says “unfollow” in the upper-right corner, DO NOT CLICK IT! it will bring you to a FBI site that will trap your browser and even can access your webcam! it’s very serious and it’s important you do not click it

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crystallized-teardrops:

life is all about tough decisions

getting enough sleep or staying on the internet

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i-need-the-pie-bitch:

i-need-the-pie-bitch:

my brother once accidentally locked himself in a dog cage and starting snapchatting photos for help till my mum and dad had to drive over and free him

did I fail to mention my brother is a 25 year old man

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“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer

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shezzatective:

There are literally only two types of tfios posts on tumblr right now

  1. People who dislike Gus and hate the cigarette metaphor
  2. People who actually read the book

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hatesful:

my blueberry muffin looks exactly like my dog I’m gonna cry

hatesful:

my blueberry muffin looks exactly like my dog I’m gonna cry

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leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

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